“This is Debra.”
It was Debra, a girl from Ralph’s “Tell a Friend the Truth” church group. My farts smell like eggs or broccoli! Xxx sex “Well,” began Ralph “I just shot up some heroin a couple minutes ago, so I really couldn’t eat it now. I farted a what seemed to be about a 6.3 on the Rickter scale. That particular fart was a real cheek flapper of gaseous intestinal by-products. I love to rip ass in my tight jeans with no underwear or slide around on a vinyl seat in a bar or restaurant with my leather pants on so I can dig the vibration and sexy fart sounds that it makes.
