“Well, this isn’t mine.” I scanned the crowd to see the divorcee trying to catch my eye, and upon doing so, made a show to wink and headed toward the door. Porn video “Oh my god, is that our ship?!” Tiffany exclaimed as we made our way from the car to the loading area. I stayed for only a second longer than normal, not wanting to be a creep, but the mental image stayed with me as I made my way downstairs. Grabbing a towel I began to dry myself off but realized I was stepping on something. She had never been on a cruise before and so had no idea how massive these ships could be.
