“Hey, we could do that to Pedos.” I suggested. Xxx sex “But I like a swim!” he laughed, “Look after number one Mr Allthwaite, that is my motto.”
“And mine,” I agreed. “Mr Hargreaves, what has the train company done to alleviate the vicious attacks on this service,” the reporter asked. “Nice and tight!” the doctor added, and the Pedo fainted. “Well, I need some expenses,” I said, “And an alibi?”
“No need to worry about that Allthwaite, ammendment to the criminal justice bill comes up on Thursday.”
“Right,” I says, “I’ll wait until Thursday.”
“No, look ideally we would like you to sit in on the Central Lancashire Criminal court and identify the perpetrators,” he says like he thought I was going to do what he said, “Then when they are found inexplicably ‘Not Guilty,’
