What movie is it?”
“Oh, it’s the Creature from the Black Lagoon!”
“How… romantic, Archie.”
Betty and Archie ate their pizza and sat on the couch. XXX No one ever talks about it!”
“Come on Betty. Putting her arms around his neck, she slowly began to kiss him. well, I’ve never seen a man’s…thing before.”
Suddenly, Archie whipped around to say something to Betty, but in doing so “accidentally” spilled his coke all down her top and skirt. I don’t know how to thank you!”
Midge didn’t answer. Blonde, athletic, well toned. Archie, this isn’t proper! Archie sure liked her a lot. Are you doing alright in there? Are you doing alright in there? This was the moment he’d validate his manhood.
